Description
Just Die Already is a sandbox game where you play as an old person who is trying to survive in a world where people don't have children. You can do dangerous challenges to qualify for free retirement care, and you can also play online multiplayer with up to 4 other players.
Just Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox game created by the
designers of Goat Simulator!
You are an old retired person in a near future where people aren't
having any children. There isn't anyone to pay for pensions due to
those ungrateful millennials who prefer playing video games instead of
doing actual work. With no one to cover your living costs, you - just
like all other old people in this world - have no other choice but to
survive on your own.
How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already?
To make things worse, you've just been kicked out of your retirement
home, and your only option now is to perform dangerous challenges and
explore the world for retirement tickets to qualify for free retirement
care.
So with society wishing you dead, isn't it finally time to live a
little?
BE OLD, BE BOLD:
You get to be an old person. Grumpy, old, frail and grumbling about the
World: the dream you didn't know you had until now. Finally, you've
found something in common with your average Boomer.
BREAK A LEG... BREAK A NECK, A FEW RIBS, MAYBE A NOSE:
Discover the joys of being ancient and brittle, anything can break you
and you can break your everything.
DON'T TRY THIS AT (RETIREMENT) HOME:
Complete dangerous challenges that you would never ever try at home and
answer existential questions like: can you launch yourself from a
catapult and land on someone? Or, can you survive losing your head,
grabbing it and whacking someone with it?
ONE MISSION - RETIRE:
Earn rewards by completing dangerous challenges. Your goal? To qualify
for a proper retirement home. That makes perfect sense. Word of advice:
try and stay in one piece so you can enjoy it in the end...
LIMITLESS INTERACTION:
Pick up and interact with a very wide variety of objects. Everything
from giant trouts, trampolines, firearms, electrical wiring, and
fireworks, just to mention a few. Bazookas, axes, trombones, air horns
and jetpacks to mention a few more. Yes, they all can be used to hurt
and maim.
EMBRACE YOUR INNER BOOMER:
Wreak havoc on the Millennial and Zoomer population (we forgot
Generation X, just like everyone else). NPCs react differently
depending on their age - some will laugh and clap at others getting
hurt while others will run away in terror.
BE OLD. TWICE:
You get to be an old person. So good we said it twice.
SANDBOX CROSS-PLAY MULTIPLAYER:
Play alone, or with up to 4 players in online multiplayer. Complete
challenges together, or just cause mayhem and rip your friends' limbs
off!
THE GAME CAN BE AS CRAZY AS YOU:
The city is filled with detailed environments, loaded with secrets and
hidden paths, that encourage detailed exploration and quirky
experimentation to truly see it all.
ONE MORE THING:
Wait, wait one last thing! Did we mention that you can disrupt traffic
and make a traffic jam and make cars explode? Or that you can attach
wings to your arm and fly around?
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